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Surgeon General's Warning: This comic may contain any of the following: idiocy, stupidity, redundancy, stupid self-aware humor, math, physics, philosophy, and exotic sounding citrus fruits. (This comic will be updated every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday)

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January 15th, 2013, 2:01 am

Jesus, I'm bad at this

First of all, I HIGHLY doubt anyone in the universe will read this. Second of all, I even more HIGHLY doubt anyone gives a shit, but here it goes. I'm sorry. Yup that's more or less it: I'm sorry. I haven't updated this damn thing in far too long, and I haven't even said why. It's unthinkable, it's unprofessional, and it's unfair to anyone who might accidentally be reading this. So here I am, officially apologizing. I cannot say for sure what the future of this comic will be. What I can say, is that I will be TRYING to get back into this. I desperately want to continue this comic, but I'm not sure whether or not that's "in the cards". Only time will tell.

So, for now, expect SPORADIC updates. They may or may not happen. They may or may not happen frequently. Who knows? I certainly don't. Anyhow, think "Men in Hats". That comic kept to NO schedule. I'm sure the creator tried, but one quick glance at the archives shows that there was never any semblance of regularity there. Expect the same here. I'll try; I'll do my damndest to deliver. But OP cannot promise anything.

Whatever may come in the future, may peace and happiness come to those who may (however accidentally) read this.


August 17th, 2012, 2:04 pm

Week Off

I've decided I'm taking this next week off (including today). I'll be back with a new comic on Monday the 27th.

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